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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." (Woody Allen) "Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love." (Woody Allen) "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." (Woody Allen) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." (Woody Allen) "I had to live many years, and, after many trials and tribulations, I have come to the conclusion that the best thing [in life] is ... blonde 12-year-old girls. Two of them, whenever possible." (Woody Allen, Love and Death) "I still lay down on the bed with a yellow pad and write. Invariably I have to type it myself and that takes three days. I was taught to write on a typewriter and I think it would be healthier for me to do it because if you write on your typewriter, you act out the scene and you type it down and you sort of know it works. When you write on a pad, you're hearing it in your head and you don't know that it works when it becomes audible, but it goes so much faster that I've gotten into the bad habit and I've been doing it for years." (Woody Allen, on his writing process, in an interview with The Suicide Girls) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead." (Woody Allen) "If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I'll feel like I've done my job." (Woody Allen) "If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right." (Woody Allen) |
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